I don't know if they exist. I have SO MUCH info on my computer. i downloaded what is called 'the occult carrot' from the pirate bay.
I'll never read any of it really, ill browse maybe but its a sea of fucking info.
So anyhow this fourth way, I would request if you fine tentacles of Venger or the bossman himself could be so kind as to record yourselves narrating the fine scripts of other authors for me to listen to whilst i play my damnable mindsucking videogames or as I make art or sleep or eat